my two favorite usages of the English language

in the past week.

The first is from a CASINO ROYALE review on Ain't It Cool:

"There was a huge round of applause after and believe me folks, this is London, you won't get a huge round of applause if you walked inside a toy shop and purchased a board-game called 'Huge Round Of Applause'. You'd probably get home and it would be a medium sized carnival of boo's."

The other is something a friend said to me:

"I used to think Internet dating was shameful, but now I think it rules."

Off to see CARS today. Finally.